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Jimmy was my 69th follower.
- mary: she reaches in and puts her finger right on it.
- dennis: sound kinky
- insert laughter here
charger, get on it, that's what she said.
- person a: do you even have a charger?
- person b: haven't you seen my charger?
- person a: Oh I've seen your charger, plugged it in once too.
I eat Bagel’s for breakfast
I’m just gunna get down there
well take it private dont worry about it
I still want a hard copy
he would not come at the bribe of FLAVORED CONDOMS.
that's what she said
Let's face it, we all have those moments where we say something highly inappropriate and it's hilarious.
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