never not relevant

never not relevant

(via hotbandboys)


Jimmy was my 69th follower.

  • mary: she reaches in and puts her finger right on it.
  • dennis: sound kinky
  • insert laughter here

charger, get on it, that's what she said.

  • person a: do you even have a charger?
  • person b: haven't you seen my charger?
  • person a: Oh I've seen your charger, plugged it in once too.

I eat Bagel’s for breakfast

I’m just gunna get down there

well take it private dont worry about it

I still want a hard copy

he would not come at the bribe of FLAVORED CONDOMS.

that's what she said

that's what she said Let's face it, we all have those moments where we say something highly inappropriate and it's hilarious.


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